What were the rest of the Persians doing at Thermopylae??

Well since the movie 300 has come out, many people have become familiar with the epic battle of Thermopylae. You always read and hear about what was going on in the front lines of the Persians and Greeks but what was happening behind the scenes with the Persians?

Sources tell us that it was a very enclosed place with a sea on one side and a mountain on the other so there must have been thousands of men packed together all waiting their turn to be killed...ahem sorry fight. So here is a VERY satirical look at what they would have been doing.

Enjoy!
M.S.